Teeth

Well this made me laugh - Jodie Marsh's super-white, scary 'Ross from Friends' teeth have topped a poll as the worst teeth in the industry.

(Though to be frank, not quite sure which industry category she falls into...)

94% of UK women would rather have pearly whites like Sienna Miller (the girl can do no wrong) in a survey carried out by Listerine Stay White Mouthwash.

FYI - amazing stuff - I have a lovely bottle in the bathroom. The results are certainly surprising given the fact that more and more women are having cosmetic surgery, spray tans and hair extensions.

Only 3% said they would fork out on professional teeth whitening and 82% expressed concern the effects staining would have on their nashers. Listerine Stay White Mouthwash has a unique zinc chloride formula that keeps teeth clean and white. What more could a girl want?

Available nationwide: from £2.99 - visit - www.listerine.co.uk

...digressing slightly - Victoria Beckham has hair extensions, a perma-tan, fake nails (French manicure styleee) supposed fake breasts and pearly - yet she is a style icon. Now I have always wondered, is it her wardrobe that redeems her from the 'chav' 'Waggy' 'cheap' status? Must be...answers on a postcard..